“I freaking hate Mondays.”
Tony DiNozzo
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Tony:
Hey! Turn that frown upside down sweetie! We’re going back to college!
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Kate:
Tony, your problem is that you never left.
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Willie:
I don’t know about you, but I sleep with a lot of women. It’s kind of hard to tell.
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Tony:
I wouldn’t know anything about that, Willie. I’m a Mormon.
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Kate:
How many times DiNozzo?
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Tony:
Can I catch a peanut in my mouth?
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Kate:
Haha…did you have to turn in your first report?
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Tony:
A few.
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Gibbs:
Five. It would have been more, but I took pity on him.
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Kate:
A dear John by e-mail?! What a calculating witch! She gives women a bad name.
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Tony:
I’m never getting married, there’s no upside to it.
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Kate:
That’s not true. Statistically married men live longer.
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Tony:
They never actually live longer, it just seems longer.
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McGee:
Sometimes you’ve just got to let go, Tony.
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Tony:
Ha. You expect me to take advice about women from you?
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McGee:
We could stay here and argue the point, but I’ve got a date.
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Kate:
McGee, can’t you tell when somebody’s kidding with you?
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McGee:
I used to. And then I met you guys.
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Tony:
Wow. She's hot.
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Abby:
Isn't she a little old for you?
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Tony:
She's like my age.
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Abby:
Exactly.
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Kate:
You were a boy scout?
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Tony:
Cub.
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Kate:
What did they kick you out for?
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Tony:
Trying to score Brownie points.
